The Sleeper Curve
Does it exist? I hope so! I am reading 'Everything Bad is Good for You", and ten pages in I love it and want every word to be true, as I download my two week free trial to gametap, a sort of online gamefly service, but with classic games like Pifall and DigDug. How much do I dig on Burger Time? A whole freakin' lot, I tell you.
I am reading this book in the absolutely most decadent way. I am ashamed to relate it, for it reveals everything about my soft booosh-wa lifestyle. I am so up against the wall when the revolution comes. My shower is pretty large. It almost gives you the impression of being in gym class. Two shower heads face each other on opposite ends, it is fully encased in white an cobalt blue tile, and has a bench that is tiled to match. On this bench I set my cup of hot cocoa, or sometimes coffee or tea, and a book. I have yet to perfect a way to keep the book completely dry, but it never gets more than a few sprinkles on it. This is the most indulgent thing I can think that I could do. More than living up to that housewife cliche of laying on the couch eating bon bons and watching Oprah whilst awaiting a visit from the sexy plumber/meter reader/ mailman. It's scandalous! I always read in the shower before, but this shower, holy crap.
And I have a radio in there. Can't be without my NPR!
I am so fodder for the punks with the assless chaps who will eat me and my family when the atomic fallout happens and we all live in Damnation Alley.
Anyway, now I will go play Donkey Kong Jr., and daydream of being young cute and a frag doll.
I am reading this book in the absolutely most decadent way. I am ashamed to relate it, for it reveals everything about my soft booosh-wa lifestyle. I am so up against the wall when the revolution comes. My shower is pretty large. It almost gives you the impression of being in gym class. Two shower heads face each other on opposite ends, it is fully encased in white an cobalt blue tile, and has a bench that is tiled to match. On this bench I set my cup of hot cocoa, or sometimes coffee or tea, and a book. I have yet to perfect a way to keep the book completely dry, but it never gets more than a few sprinkles on it. This is the most indulgent thing I can think that I could do. More than living up to that housewife cliche of laying on the couch eating bon bons and watching Oprah whilst awaiting a visit from the sexy plumber/meter reader/ mailman. It's scandalous! I always read in the shower before, but this shower, holy crap.
And I have a radio in there. Can't be without my NPR!
I am so fodder for the punks with the assless chaps who will eat me and my family when the atomic fallout happens and we all live in Damnation Alley.
Anyway, now I will go play Donkey Kong Jr., and daydream of being young cute and a frag doll.
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